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A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said.

'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'


The biker pulled over and said 'Thank you.

Build me a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking! The supports required would reach to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and the concrete and steel that it would take is beyond imagination! It will completely exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify this desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help all of mankind.'

The biker thought hard about this for a long time. Finally, he said 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries when she says she's happy, what she really means when she says nothing's wrong. Lord, what makes a woman truly happy'?

The Lord replied

'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?