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A grade school teacher asked
her students to use the word
'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said,

"My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep.

It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I

wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family
went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally,
but I wanted you to use
the word 'fascinate'."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher
hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word
'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater
with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she
can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried

This is a variation on the original -- an Irishman had a donkey jacket -- it had nine buttons, but he could only fasten eight...

Brian

a variation on the original

THATS LIKE SAYING YOU KNOW THE CHICKEN CAME BEFORE THE EGG

but it did, can't you tell by the way the it is smiling and smoking a cigarette and the egg is looking sulky.