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attention ladies! 4 Years, 11 Months ago

*Ladies...Please read the following*

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.

Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you
have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing
them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you
had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it
would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

Got it?

Good

Congratulations - You have just learnt the offside rule!

Anne