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Speedoes 4U 5 Years, 2 Months ago

"PADDY"

Patrick, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to
make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some
advice."Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years
outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two
sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato downi nside 'em.I'm tellin' ya
man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as
he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong
now?"

"JAHEESUS !" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!"

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