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Re: Rear and a Rabbit in the woods....
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Re: Rear and a Rabbit in the woods.... 5 Years, 2 Months ago  
One day, a bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods, when they came across a lamp. They rubbed it and a genie appeared, granting them 3 wishes.

The bear, being the bigger of the two, decided that he should go first.

"I wish that every bear in this forrest apart from me was female, and that they were all beautifull."

His wiish was granted. The bear, being greedy and bigger than the rabbit, decided also to have the second wish.

"I also wish that every bear in the WORLD apart from me was female, and beautifull" (he realised he should have said this in his first wish.)

Finally, the rabbit (in a mood by this time), gets a wish.

"I wish the bear was gay."
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#12786
Re: Rear and a Rabbit in the woods.... 5 Years, 2 Months ago  

One day, a bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods, when they came across a lamp. They rubbed it and a genie appeared, granting them 3 wishes.

The bear, being the bigger of the two, decided that he should go first.

"I wish that every bear in this forrest apart from me was female, and that they were all beautifull."

His wiish was granted. The bear, being greedy and bigger than the rabbit, decided also to have the second wish.

"I also wish that every bear in the WORLD apart from me was female, and beautifull" (he realised he should have said this in his first wish.)

Finally, the rabbit (in a mood by this time), gets a wish.

"I wish the bear was gay."


Did you make that up by yourself.
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#12787
Re: Rear and a Rabbit in the woods.... 5 Years, 2 Months ago  
nope, heard it in school.
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#12789
Re: Rear and a Rabbit in the woods.... 5 Years, 2 Months ago  
...........And where did the "Rear" get to????
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#12793
Re: Bear and a Rabbit in the woods.... 5 Years, 2 Months ago  
rear??

what ever are you talking about?? :rolleyes:
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Delta Kites and no win
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#12796
Re: Bear and a Rabbit in the woods.... 5 Years, 2 Months ago  
Must get my eyesight checked, I could have sworn it used to say ..........

And I can still spot an edit when I see one!!
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#12985
Re: Bear and a Rabbit in the woods.... 5 Years, 2 Months ago  
lol it did :evilhorns:
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